Hot off the wire and for immediate release!!!!!!!!!!!!!
STATE OF UTAH LAST NIGHT BANS USE OF FLOURIDE IN ALL MUNICIPAL WATER SYSTEMS.
Citing "Clear evidence of IQ impairment in children if use of fluoride is continued" and that use of fluoride in municipal water systems is clear evidence of a conspiracy to ensure children embrace non MAGA agendas when they become adults. the state has taken this preemptive action in the states populaces interests.
Additionally, Utah state elected expressed concerns that newborns whose mothers have imbibed fluoride will grow 3rd eye, become confused over sexual identity and may desire transgender reassignment when asked what gender they prefer to be addressed as and especially the threat that continued use of fluoride may in fact reduce the incomes of the states dentists as reasons for this action.
Folks, you may not know anything about Dugway National Testing center---the military complex in Utah where lots of nasty stuff has been tested for possible use in wartime, but many years ago a biologic test went awry and several thousand sheep died as a result. Over the decades, it could be there were other instances when really bad stuff got out of the test area and, GULP, exposed the entire state of Utah-----and who knows what these nasties really were? These tests were super secrete after all.
I wonder---could a accidental release of some toxin and exposure of same to the states elected explain last nights action by them?
I wonder what red herring Halvorson will dangle in front of us next time.
The council has self-corrected. Finally some sense from the more conservative members of our city government.
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Hot off the wire and for immediate release!!!!!!!!!!!!!
STATE OF UTAH LAST NIGHT BANS USE OF FLOURIDE IN ALL MUNICIPAL WATER SYSTEMS.
Citing "Clear evidence of IQ impairment in children if use of fluoride is continued" and that use of fluoride in municipal water systems is clear evidence of a conspiracy to ensure children embrace non MAGA agendas when they become adults. the state has taken this preemptive action in the states populaces interests.
Additionally, Utah state elected expressed concerns that newborns whose mothers have imbibed fluoride will grow 3rd eye, become confused over sexual identity and may desire transgender reassignment when asked what gender they prefer to be addressed as and especially the threat that continued use of fluoride may in fact reduce the incomes of the states dentists as reasons for this action.
Folks, you may not know anything about Dugway National Testing center---the military complex in Utah where lots of nasty stuff has been tested for possible use in wartime, but many years ago a biologic test went awry and several thousand sheep died as a result. Over the decades, it could be there were other instances when really bad stuff got out of the test area and, GULP, exposed the entire state of Utah-----and who knows what these nasties really were? These tests were super secrete after all.
I wonder---could a accidental release of some toxin and exposure of same to the states elected explain last nights action by them?
Where's George Carlin when we need him----
Too soon